Showering Together

Two of my roommates just got back from the gym together and did not want to waste time by showering separate because it is FHE right now (it is a movie night outside on a projector). If they showered separately, they would waste at least ten minutes of good movie, good seats, or good looking women. I am not sure if they were wearing swimming suits or not, but it is really awkward and hot at the same time. This experience reminds me of AtP's a while ago. I thought that I would just throw that out there. Happy showering!

Roommates = SSGs

I have been wanting to write a blog about my roommates for a long time. They are a very interesting bunch. Three of them are brothers from a podunk town in Arkansas and the other is from South Carolina. Did I mention that they are all homophobes? They are quite full of themselves and they think that they are the coolest, hottest, and manliest men in King Henry. I am going to share a few experiences with you that will keep you laughing for days!

The first one comes from my second day living in the apartment. I was going to go out with Caitlin before she left to go home. As I was getting ready, he asked me what I was getting ready for. I told him that I had a date with someone. He then tells me that I should never bring women over to the house because he tends to steal them away. Then he and that girl soon hooks up and the girl never thinks about you again. She rather has him on her mind all the time. I was just sitting there listening and yeah right. You probably never get women because in my opinion, he is not cute at all! After I came home, he asked me why I did not bring her home. I think he wanted to show me his mad skills at "catching" women in his snare.

Another time comes from that same roommate. He brought over a girl and they were going to watch a movie. In the meantime, I was making dinner for myself. He started talking about how he thinks some men have good features and that he was not gay for thinking that. He went off on a lengthy explanation about it and the whole time the girl was rolling her eyes. I could just tell that she wanted to get out of the house. This has happened multiple times. I feel sorry for the girls, but then I sometimes wonder why they get themselves into that situation.

Here is another good one and I think that it will be my last one. The second week of us living together. A lot of the guys wanted to have a competition to see who could get the most numbers this summer. I thought that I was definitely going to lose because that is not what I am really looking for. As it has turned out, I have made some pretty good friends that are girls in my classes and I have gotten all of their phone numbers. I have a total of six right now. I think my roommates only have two combined. They totally think that I am amazing. I am not amazing. I am just being myself and I know how to talk to women, unlike them (as can be witnessed from the earlier story). I think that it is funny how one of them has asked me advice on how to approach and talk to women. I could not stop laughing when he did. If only he knew that I was gay...

Those are just a few stories about my SSGs roommates. They are interesting and for some reason, they end up talking about gay people an awful lot. Then they have to prove that they are not gay by doing stupid things. One last thing, who likes roommates that walk around with their shirts off all the time and who are not cute? Not me...

Grandma and Roommates

Many of you know that we have been disowned from my dad's side of the family and for those of you who do not know about, I am not going to explain (it is really complicated). My grandma's birthday was earlier this month and we did not do anything for her since we were disowned. My dad decided to call her and ask her to come for dinner. We went out to dinner on Saturday.

We went out to McGrath's Fish House (BTW, it is really good). This is my grandma's favorite restaurant so we decided to treat her. When we got there, she was sitting there all smugly and ready to eat. She seemed excited to see our family, but I am not sure if it was fake or not (I am not sure if she still has hard feelings towards our family). There was awkward conversation between us and it was not that great to see her. All she cared about was my accomplishments so I can make her proud and feel like she is a good grandma (now I know where my dad gets it from). Nothing seemed real the whole night. I felt like I was being fake and I felt like she was being fake. The whole night was awful! There was a lot of awkward pauses and small talk. It was not good at all! It was interesting and I guess it went well, but I am not sure in what way (I guess in an awkward way).

Another event happening in my life is a new place. I moved into my first apartment and I do not know any of my roommates. I met one and we talked for about 5-10 minutes. He seems really nice and he is kind of cute. :) I have not met any of my other ones and I have not met the one I am rooming with. Who knows what they will be like? Will they like me? Will they hate me? What is going to happen? Right now I am sitting home alone. I do not know where they are and even if all of them are here. I have not seen anyone else all day. I guess it is not my fault. We will see what happens...

P.S. I am feeling a lot better after last week! Oh, thanks for dinner Calvin!